When There's Lemon There's Lime

An Epic love story with Lemon and Lime isn't a myth! It is reality!

Good qualities that comes from fruits aren't always vitamins A,B,C,E......D is from the Sun :D,do you know that vitamins F and L comes from both Lemon and Lime.I know this is the first time you heard about these 2 new vitamins discovered by Professor Cudy and that is me!* Do high five me on the face*

Vitamin F =Friendship

Vitamin L= Love

It's not always vitamins and good benefits that can be shown by fruits,but they also show about life too^^.Ideal couple Lemon and Lime :3

Lemon and Lime can't be separated,they are the Ultimate Duo!

On the Candy Wrapper = Lemon & Lime Flavour!
Ice Cream flavour= Lemon & Lime Twist!
Gatorade = Lemon Lime Powder! *not available in M'sia*

Lemon and Lime really perfect together,their bond is much stronger than Romeo and Juliet~
When there's Lemon,there's Lime~
When there's love,I'll be there <3

I never saw any other ideal combination of flavours such as Lemon and Lime.They are meant to be together.We should learn to be like Lemon and Lime in friendship XD.

Uh-oh,what about Soda Lime? No Lemon
What about Nestea Ice Lemon tea? No Lime
For some reasons,life should be continue alone sometimes :)

If I'm a Lemon,who could be my Lime?

A. Mr M
B. Mr H
C. Mr Z
D. Four Cats (Limes)

Hello Mr Razor

1997,the year when I realised my existence in this beautiful world.The year that I started to remember things that happened around me and in 1997 is when all my mischievous activities started.I made a tower of pillows once,I made the tower is because I want to touch the Cookoo Clock that my father bought.It was so beautiful when the bird starts to go Cookoo,but now...it's the most annoying thing.

I used to live at Mutiara Apartments in Setiawangsa,now I live far away from the concrete jungle.I miss my old apartment...huhu :'(. Back in those days,my mom would take to go shopping on every weekends. Just me and mom. We went to J.J,Bukit Bintang,Isetan and SOGO before new malls are mushrooming.The mushroom spores spread so fast these day.

1 day,my dad went off to work without keeping his shaving accessories including his shaver. He forgot the "Keep out of reach of children".I used to see him shaving his beard,so I wanted to try....that's when I met Mr Razor.Holding the shaver and I made it slide on my chin,a little bit of here a little bit of there and done.It's not hair that I shaved....it's my skin.

Voila! I showed my chin to my mom.From a normal chin it changed into a water tap,but it wasn't running water.It ran blood! My mom was on the phone at that time,she was calling the Taxi service.I could still remember how she screamed "Ya Allah,anak aku!".She wiped my chin and put a plaster on it.

Although there's a plaster on my chin but my date with the malls never cancelled.So to all dads out there...remember to keep your sharp utensils out of reach of babies and children.

Sunday Night!
And I would like to thank you Ayuni for an awesome Post about me I'm so delightful, Ayuni's English is way better than mine :D.I support Malay English Bloggers!Be Sure to check out her blog! :D

Billie's Jeans Is Not My Size!

I've been a fan of Michael Jackson since I was still a baby!<-----I was amazed when I watched his Thriller video on tv.

He has a special talent that made him as The King Of Pop
-Moonwalking,Moongliding only he has never been to the moon.He's a star that's why!
-Robot Dancing
Those are his signature moves that amuse people.
Now he's no longer with us.His songs are still playing by devoted fans worldwide.

One sunny evening while I was making coffee for tea time,I heard my brother was singing a song.It was Billie Jean but he twisted the lyrics!

The lyric supposed to be like this
"Billie Jean is not my lover,she just a girl who says I'm the one.But the kid is not my son
No,No,No,No.No"....I can't count how many NO's he mentioned XD


My bro sang like this
"Billie Jean is not my size,no no no no"

I was like...O.o no! Man you sing it all wrong XD
My parents were there and we all end up laughing! He was 12.
My dad said "Memangla bukan saiz adik,MJ tu kurus adik debab!Haha"
He was blurred,he thought that what he sang was right....I gotta tell you that he might has the largest ears in my family but....he always messed up the things that he listened to.

"Marilah Bergoyang"<----remember this song?It's from the local artist V.E
When my brother just listened to that.....it happens to be "Magaga Bagoya"<----Red Indians Language
Dude...mom and dad should by you a hearing aid.

Why?
1.You never get things right
2.You never listen to what we ordered you to do
3.You never focus when people were talking to you

I might be an evil sister but I will always have to look after you.So be a nice brother!hehe

I met Mj once,please do be jell-us :)

At Amcorp Mall PJ,

Action Figure!!

Quest For Coraline

It's been 2 years I've been searching for this book.....no clues or hints provided.Sheesh why is it so hard to find????

"I'm sorry miss,we're out of stock"

"It has been sold out,new stock will arrive in 2 days"

Me: "What? 2 days?? I don't have much time.I don't live around here...."

The common answers that I get from bookstores...sigh.If I only pass the driving test I would probably be living in Cheras right now with my cousin and her 4 fluffy cats. Sigh and Sigh

Dear Neil Gaiman,I love you man!
If you could only send me one of your stories,send me Coraline!!
I want it so bad,I've been searching all over for it!

Huhuhu,this post would probably ignored,by Neil.He's been my fave author since I read his Graveyard book after my PMR.Since then I started to read his amazing works and watching movies that has been adapted from his works,such as Coraline and MirrorMask.

The only place that I would be in bookstores? Children section it is! I never had any interest to read the advance English novels,it gets boring when the words used are like super-advance big words that you could only find in dictionaries.To tell you the truth,I'm the laziest person to look up the words in dictionaries.I will wait for someone to tell me the real meaning,or I might understand the words after reading other chapters or lines.

Don't be like me,I'm the laziest person on earth to look up words in dictionaries.By the way,I like reading children books because I could imagine the things that are mentioned clearer and have many colourful  illustrations! So yeah,I'm still a child inside :D

*This is a scheduled post,I'm away at the moment,writing 4 consecutive posts in a day in order to stay update!* Written on 13th March<-----huhu

Im A MAN!

I Wake Up Every Evening

With A Big Smile On My Face

And It Never Feels Out Of Place.

And You're Still Probably Working

At A 9 To 5 Pace

I Wonder How Bad That Tastes

I feel dizzy and high...what's going on?Waking up and feels like the world is spinning.....I try to stand up but what I saw is my legs grows longer.Sheesh my eyes would probably doing their vision tricks or whatsoever.I got to admit my legs look different than before.....I must have been dreaming in conscious.

I walked to my bathroom slowly like a drunken person and I feel so tall.Everything that used to be "out of reach of children" are reachable now.Am I flying ?High as a kite or being drugged....

Grabbed the towel,my eyes were still closed while brushing my teeth....the sink seems to be shrinking and shorter then before...I had to bend down to wash my tooth brush...weird day...As I open the mirror case,suddenly my hands were taking a shaver and a Gillette Shaving Foam.

What am I going to do with these?I don't have a beard.I can't stop my hands from spraying the foam all over my chin and the side burn area.My right hand start to shave my right cheek and suddenly the mirror cabinet was closed and I saw a reflection of myself as a MAN!

I dropped the shaver and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! I'M A MAN!" with a coarse voice and then I passed out....

Part of the dream

"Don't stop,don't stop talking to me...don't stop don't stop giving me things,don't stop, don't stop laughing about it"....the sound of my alarm,it's 11 am...I over slept! I woke up in shocked...I'm normal..I'm not a man! I'm not a man,I'm not a man....seriously I repeated the same sentence when I was on my way to the bathroom.What a nightmare,my first nightmare in 2012.That's what I get for sleeping after Subuh prayer....XD

Jell-us-see Is The Best Policy

Jealous,Jelly,Jell-O
The terms that people use to describe their Jealousy~

Sometimes there are times when we get jealous with someone's achievement like...a presentation :)
"Oh maaan,Why didn't I think of doing that first?!"
Well it's normal to be jealous!

Why God created "Jealousy"?
To make us improve ourselves.....in a very good way. Not by sabotaging other people's work~
Jealousy makes us always try to figure out the best way for us to be good at something.

When you see other people's work and feel offended with their good marks,it means we have to strive harder,so we can be better! :D

But when we get jealous to things that we aren't supposed to be....well it's not cool.

Like when we get jealous to a person that is far richer than us...let them be,they deserve that because of their effort or maybe just inherited the wealth from their hard working ancestors...

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    Prince Zaque

    You just envy
    Coz my parents bought me a Chevy

    
    

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        Ili Shaheera Happy driving!
        

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Sometimes we even jealous to good looking people....."Baby they were born that way...artificial beauty helps too" Life isn't always about beauty~ Everyone has their own beauty! :)

Natalie Portman you're so gorgeous!
Huhuhu

What I try to type is.....Jealousy is good for us to be better
but when it comes to too jealous....it ain't good.Don't sabotage,work for it :D!

It's Raining Men

Dreams after dreams....should I call them as nightmares?Hehe I've been dreaming guys lately =.=' Guy Friends~GF Hmmm if you like someone would you rather keep your feelings or just go for it?Well I'm the one who always hide when the crush....is passing by...huhuhu danger alert.Crush or be crushed!I rather like someone....than being liked by someone...weird files of Liselle~

Ok so what actually rained in my dream?

I was cycling on a silent road.....mesmerized by the beautiful trees and the ray of the sun gleamed upon the the branches of the trees.Oh so beautiful...What a wonderful dream~There was no one there except me and my silver-blue coated bicycle.No one was on the road....just the white lines on the road and the beautiful trees greeted me.I am FREE! Free Cycling~ And I'm freeeeee,yeah freeee cycling.

Suddenly there was a plane gliding through the clouds and 2 guys were jumping from the plane! They were parachuting  and suddenly one of them was having trouble with the landing...I couldn't do anything.I just stop and stare and suddenly THUD! BUSH! What goes up must comes down~

One of them landed on me...my face was smashed on the road along with my bicycle by the unknown stranger....OUCH! It feels like being hit by a meteor!<----It's just a simile...I never actually being hit by a meteor...hey bombastic is a need to lighten things up! What happens next?

I woke up and all my body parts are still attached,no wounded or scratches on my chin.I'm just fine!The guy that landed on me was wearing a mask...and he didn't even say "Sorry" so I didn't know what does he look like...mwehehe but he does owe me an apology! I guess I should bring an umbrella next time and a giant fish net<--- I'm just being cautious~ hehehe.

Ps: I feel guilty after posting the entries of gloominess.I won't stop blogging because I will miss you guys! Blogging is the only thing that can make me smile everyday reading your wonderful stories.So I'm very sorry for posting those entries :P.Exploding emotions came from the core of the heart.Huhu well I'm okay now :D!