Im A MAN!

I Wake Up Every Evening

With A Big Smile On My Face

And It Never Feels Out Of Place.

And You're Still Probably Working

At A 9 To 5 Pace

I Wonder How Bad That Tastes

I feel dizzy and high...what's going on?Waking up and feels like the world is spinning.....I try to stand up but what I saw is my legs grows longer.Sheesh my eyes would probably doing their vision tricks or whatsoever.I got to admit my legs look different than before.....I must have been dreaming in conscious.

I walked to my bathroom slowly like a drunken person and I feel so tall.Everything that used to be "out of reach of children" are reachable now.Am I flying ?High as a kite or being drugged....

Grabbed the towel,my eyes were still closed while brushing my teeth....the sink seems to be shrinking and shorter then before...I had to bend down to wash my tooth brush...weird day...As I open the mirror case,suddenly my hands were taking a shaver and a Gillette Shaving Foam.

What am I going to do with these?I don't have a beard.I can't stop my hands from spraying the foam all over my chin and the side burn area.My right hand start to shave my right cheek and suddenly the mirror cabinet was closed and I saw a reflection of myself as a MAN!

I dropped the shaver and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! I'M A MAN!" with a coarse voice and then I passed out....

Part of the dream

"Don't stop,don't stop talking to me...don't stop don't stop giving me things,don't stop, don't stop laughing about it"....the sound of my alarm,it's 11 am...I over slept! I woke up in shocked...I'm normal..I'm not a man! I'm not a man,I'm not a man....seriously I repeated the same sentence when I was on my way to the bathroom.What a nightmare,my first nightmare in 2012.That's what I get for sleeping after Subuh prayer....XD